Forget about poverty. Stop blaming poor eduction. The primary cause of crime is not even a lack of proper nutrition, but rather simple good old-fashioned inbred pinheadedness. It seems to be the primary common trait of criminals.

Macworld UK reports that one social misfit swiped an iPod from a car last weekend, and later took it to his local Mac shop, Nottingham-based KRCS, to buy a cable for it. Just one problem. Adrian Smith, the owner of the iPod, worked at the store and was at the counter when the aforementioned moron came in.

Smith gave the mental defective an excuse for having to examine the iPod closely, and upon confirming that it was in fact his own, had a co-worker keep the ignoramus occupied while he phoned the police. A bobby arrived presently and made the arrest on the spot.

Aw, perhaps I'm being a little to hard on the idiot. Hey stupid--if you're reading this, please accept my apologies.

You dolt of a ninny.